Friday, October 15, 2004

Joke of the Day

In a pub, two guys are sitting when in walks a living dream, drop dead gorgeous girl.
Fella one says to his mate, God, she's nice. I'd love to go out with her.
His mate says, well go for it then, to which the other feller says, i can't, you know I'm crap with girls. I can't think of anything intellegent to say to them.
His mate suggest he has a stiff drink for Dutch courage, then waits for her to go to the loo. He then has to follow her out, and as she exits the khazi, gently bumps into her. This prompts him to offer a sincere apology, after which he says 'nice day, isn't it?' to which she would hopefully reply, Yes. Then - the piece de resistance - he says 'but I think your eyes are even nicer', and off he goes...
Bloke one thinks about it and says OK, I'll go for it.
True to form, five minutes later, the Goddess walks to the loo. He follows her, and as she comes out, bumps into her.
"Sorry" he says "That's ok" she replies sweetly
"Isn't it a nice day?" he offers "Yes, it is" she replies with apparent honesty
"But not nearly as nice as your eyes...."
She goes red, her eyes moisten, and she says "That's wonderful...nobody says things like that nowadays - you must be a kind, sincere genuine guy...the kind of guy I've always been looking for..."
Panic. His mouth goes dry, his heart begins to race, and in a fit of anxiety he replies ...
"So, er - did you have a good zhit?"

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